Sunday

Chloe’s mum came to pick the girls up at lunchtime. She doesn’t believe Chloe could have the Coronavirus, “It’s so unlikely” she said; although she thinks she might have had it herself after feeling ill following a recent weekend in Dublin with friends.

I said she had to stay indoors as per the government guidelines, but my comments were met with, “if she’s got Coronavirus, I’m Britney Spears.”